Abby Normal

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor where did you get this brain??

Igor: I got it from the jar named Abby Normal...

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?? you mean you brought me an abnormal brain?!?!?!?!

-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein and Igor "Young Frankenstein"

One of my all time favorite movies ever. I can recite just about all the lines from this classic film by heart. I guess that makes me nerd. But I'm a nerd with an awesome new demented doily. Here is my homage to Mel Brooks and his fantastic movie Young Frankenstein.

Abby Normal Brain Doily

Close up of lace edging

The Doily Who's Name Shall Never Be Spoken Out Loud (Probably NSFW)

This is by far my favorite filet crochet project yet. Dainty yet obscene. Introducing the Cunt doily.

 Who wants some tea and cookies?

Fuck Off Doily

Oh the most glorious of all swear words. The one word that would make your sweet little grandmother put the smack down on you. The most heinous of words that if said out loud in your LYS would send ladies screaming out into to the streets clutching their dainty strands of pearls. One of the words included in the list of "The seven dirty words you can never use on television" made famous by the late great George Carlin in the early 70's.

Me, I love the F-word. I can use it as an adjective as in "This place is fucked." Or a noun "That guy is a fuck." And even a verb "Let's go Fuck." The word has endless possibilities in the English language. One of my favorite ways to use the word fuck is in a compound as in "Fuck off." Please enjoy my offensive doily.


This pattern is available as a Ravelry download for $3.00.