Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day everyone! I hope everyone is having a beautiful day snuggling and being all lovey dovey with their significant other. If not, do not despair for this post is for YOU. Yes the sad Valentines rejects who loathe the sight of chocolate hearts and roses. Those people who's blood boils at the very mention of Cupids name. Here my Anti-Valentines Dayers  is a poem for you.

An Anti-Valentines Day Poem
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove something up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
So, here's my story... what else can I say?
Love bite my ass... Fuck Valentines Day!

Next up is a nifty little project I found on
 Super cute Valentine the Voodoo Pincushion. 
The instructions are easy to follow so this creepy little guy should be a breeze to whip up. Don't forget the snippet of hair from the soon to be cursed to stuff inside so that the Voodoo spell will work. I really need to crochet one of these guys. I love it!

Not into sewing? How about baking up some Anti-Valentines Day Cookies like the ones I found at Alliance Bakery and Cafe.
These cookies are hilarious. Who can resist a goodie with an attitude. All you need is sugar cookie dough , frosting and a little spite to make these easily at home.

Some of you a little lacking in the domestic department? Send an e-card from Heartless Bitches International 
With cards like these you can't go wrong.

So whether your spending V day alone or with some one you love. Remember, there's always somebody out there who has it worse than you.


1 comment:

  1. OMG! These are awesome Vday ideas!! I hate that shitty day, my hubby and I refuse to celebrate it. I am totally making "I Hate You" cookies next year!

    P.S: I love the poem too