This is by far my favorite filet crochet project yet. Dainty yet obscene. Introducing the Cunt doily.
Who wants some tea and cookies?
You may think crochet is dead. But I'm digging it up, putting an abnormal brain in it, and shocking it back to life.
Showing posts with label offensive. Show all posts
Showing posts with label offensive. Show all posts
Friday, December 3, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Fuck Off Doily
Oh the most glorious of all swear words. The one word that would make your sweet little grandmother put the smack down on you. The most heinous of words that if said out loud in your LYS would send ladies screaming out into to the streets clutching their dainty strands of pearls. One of the words included in the list of "The seven dirty words you can never use on television" made famous by the late great George Carlin in the early 70's.
Me, I love the F-word. I can use it as an adjective as in "This place is fucked." Or a noun "That guy is a fuck." And even a verb "Let's go Fuck." The word has endless possibilities in the English language. One of my favorite ways to use the word fuck is in a compound as in "Fuck off." Please enjoy my offensive doily.
This pattern is available as a Ravelry download for $3.00.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Fuck Off Bookmark
I hate people to bug me while I'm reading. I mean come on, Edward and Bella are almost ready to kiss and you need to know if we have any peanut butter. What am I thinking at that moment? Fuck Off!! Yes leave me alone, go away, do not disturb! So out of my frustration I came up with this lovely crochet bookmark. You can download a free pattern here. Fuck Off Bookmark.
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